dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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