You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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