Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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