Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
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That's how twitter works, right?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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