one might say we're banned from that church
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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