am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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