I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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