There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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