The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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