I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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