do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize