if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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