As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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