Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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