for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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