I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
