no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We are two peas in an std pod
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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