how can u be prego again
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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