it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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