i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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