Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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