Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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