My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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