I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
How's work?
Spinning.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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