Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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