Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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