my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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