he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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