Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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