If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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