you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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