It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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