i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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