Midget sex pt 2 tonight
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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