i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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