omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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