OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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