your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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