is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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