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I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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