I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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