maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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