I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The adults are the big ones right?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
And then he peed in my hair
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