sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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