Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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