i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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