On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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