Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
