I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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