remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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