Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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