She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she looked like the before picture.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
