I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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