Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm at about main and main street
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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