dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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